Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We’ve Learned from Our Mothers

2 Apr

We are thrilled to announce our second book has released. Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We’ve Learned from Our Mothers is out today! It’s the exciting follow-up to our parenting humor and motherhood bestseller The Mother of All Meltdowns!

only trollops shave above the knee book cover

Let’s face it, all moms are special and my mom was out of this world.  My story in this compilation of more than 40 stories is entitled “The Kid Collector“, but you’ll have to read it to find out why.

“When you were growing up, your mother’s advice might have made your eyes roll in exasperation, squeeze shut in frustration, or tear up with emotion—all in one conversation. Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee brings you back to those days, in a very good way,” says J.D. Bailey, humorist and creator of Honest Mom.

Visit our Author Page and be sure to grab a bunch of copies; they make the perfect gift for Mother’s Day.  Thank you for supporting our writing.  We appreciate it.

Published by Blue Lobster Book Co., Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee is available on Amazon, B&N, Apple, and other places where books are sold. Visit the book’s official page for more information or for instant updates follow along on Facebook.

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